whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

This couldn’t be more awkward.

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

4,728 notes   •   September 02 2014, 04:49 PM   •   VIA twinkdancy   •   © kutchu

stardust-rain:

A Sleepy Hollow Police Department appreciation post.

(via your-sober-companion)

all I know about hemlock grove is when my sister was watching it and I walked in to see some boy standing in the rain looking intense and I asked my sister what his deal was and she said "his cousin and his bff are fucking and he is equally jealous of both of them"
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alltheladiesyouhate:

tfw your 2 crushes hook up w each other

RAISING HELL: When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.

2,267 notes   •   September 02 2014, 04:19 PM   •   VIA forestprnce   •   © popolvuhz
#fanmix   #blood tw   #witches   

the-goddamazon:

invisiblelad:

Perpetual reblogging.

LOL so much was said with so few lines.

blueeyedangelcas:

The angels!

It seems like I have far to go!
2,057 notes   •   September 02 2014, 04:11 PM   •   VIA remivel   •   © blueeyedangelcas

goldbriel:

i had a hole in the middle
where the lightning went through
i told my friends not to worry

supernatural + the national lyrics
sam winchester + anyone’s ghost [x]

artlebee:

A little comic with Pierre, my beekeeper character. Kind of also a personal thing, and a dedication to Ace Month which I…read was July. 

865 notes   •   September 02 2014, 04:07 PM   •   VIA do-you-have-a-flag   •   © geniusbee
#insects   #asexuality   #comic   #bees   #science   
rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

337,323 notes   •   September 02 2014, 04:07 PM   •   VIA drbennedict   •   © deaglefifty