This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
This couldn’t be more awkward.
This will never not be funny
A Sleepy Hollow Police Department appreciation post.
#There’s more diversity in this PD than there is in some entire shows (via your-sober-companion)
tfw your 2 crushes hook up w each other
RAISING HELL: When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.
The angels!It seems like I have far to go!
i had a hole in the middle
where the lightning went through
i told my friends not to worry
A little comic with Pierre, my beekeeper character. Kind of also a personal thing, and a dedication to Ace Month which I…read was July.
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step